25 bands you've seen live

Meme Time: Copy this list, leave in the bands you've seen perform live. Delete the ones you haven't and add other ones you've seen until they total to 25. The asterisk means that these are bands that the previous person had on his/her list. Two asteriks mean the last 2 people that did this had this band on their list, etc..

(in no particular order, from Tim)


  1. Starfish *
  2. Tool *
  3. Tomahawk *
  4. Bob Mould *
  5. A Perfect Circle *
  6. Rocket From The Crypt **
  7. AC/DC
  8. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
  9. Wilco
  10. Reverend Horton Heat
  11. Jet
  12. The Grim Northern Social
  13. Son Volt
  14. Chemical Brothers
  15. Ryan Adams
  16. ... Trail of Dead
  17. The Replacements
  18. Beck
  19. The Cult
  20. Willie Nelson
  21. Martin Sexton
  22. Ben Harper
  23. Jason and the Scorchers
  24. Mogwai
  25. Audioslave
  26. Smithereens

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

mostly harmless

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about film adaptations:

Film producers are the least creative individuals in the universe, second only to real estate developers in lacking insight or innovation. Thus, producers are keen to adapt popular works from other mediums rather than actually sit around and confront their utter dearth of creativity head-on. Adaptations take one of two routes – a slavish rendition intended to satisfy core fans of the original work, or a complete re-invention intended to inject sensational elements that pander to "the youth market." Neither approach is typically successful, since the former crumbles under the weight of expectation, and the latter is appealing only to the brainless herds of Testosterone Mules that roam the fetid plains of Betelgeuse IV.

Ironically, the film adaption of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy seems to suffer from both issues. I hope this is simply a case of the BBC being non-plussed by a Yank bastardization from their native son's prized work, because I really, really want this film to be insanely great.

UPDATE: Saw H2G2 last Friday at Alamo. Wow, what a disappointing mess that was. If you haven't read the books, there is basically no shot of fully appreciating the wit and creativity behind the well-meaning sheen of this film. And if you have read the books, you'll be left wondering "um, wasn't there a lot of funnier material they could have used?" Nice Guide animations, tho.

911, no joke

Within the last 6 months, Voice over IP (VoIP) has suddenly gone from a relatively obscure business-to-business service to a mainstream alternative for consumer telephone service. Since VoIP uses the Internet to transmit telephone voice signals, it is more flexible and economical than the traditional dedicated lines we're all used to with the public telephone network. Digital carriers such as Time Warner Cable and Vonage are now pitching low-cost land line service (usually between $25 and $40), either as part of a broader TV / Internet package or as a stand-alone item.

I've been skeptical of VoIP for home service, based largely on unreliable connections during VoIP's early days, but its time seems to be arriving quickly. I like the idea that your VoIP number follows your router (and IP address) rather than a physical address, and most plans have a nice array of services and calling options, probably because everything is computerized from the ground up.

It's tempting, but the whole PC dependence doesn't sit well with me. Foremost, it requires a constant Internet connection, meaning any broadband outage takes out the phone as well. And how useful is an IP phone during a blackout? Not much, unless you have a backup power source. Then there's the whole problem with 911 access, which works best when the police can respond immediately to a known address. Ask me how I know ...

Tonight the doorbell rang around 11pm, an APD officer performing the required follow-up to a 911 call from my house. Apparently Rachel had accidently dialed 911 while trying to return dial a 917 number. I had no idea that 911 "worked" when dialed in conjunction with a slew of other numbers, but apparently it's a stubborn ol' emergency line. Unlike Flavor Flav, we got immediate response, and a new appreciation for the consequences of sloppy dialing.

The Texas Attorney General (bless his heart) is currently suing Vonage for misrepresenting the 911 disconnect in their VoIP service. But after tonight's encounter, I'm beginning to think this might be a benefit rather than a hindrance. I'm generaly an analog guy, but this might be one aspect of my life that's worth turning digital. Time to explore some options and find out.

Monday, April 18, 2005

iTunes horse deserves further beating

I know this topic has received ample discussion elsewhere, but I absolutely MUST insist that the iTunes shuffle function is in no way random. In fact, it is maddeningly recursive in its tendency to refer back to certain artists. In today's sitting of about 50 songs, I have heard three selections from The Doors self-titled album. And the worst part is that they're not even good songs (Take It As It Comes, End of the Night, and now Soul Kitchen). The unsatisfying unrandomness of it all has me considering deleting The Doors from my hard drive. Because that's the logical solution.

Update: it's now up to four songs, but at least this is The End. Damn you Steve Jobs!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

diary of a record executive

The following entry was surreptitiously forwarded to my inbox by "an unnamed source" at Capitol Records ...
Argh! It's a bitch being a senior executive at Capitol Records these days. My years of sucking consumers and artists dry have been rudely interrupted by this thing called the Internet, which frankly I still don't understand. It seems that people who really love music don't really love our highly-structured and profitable distribution model, and this whole digital thing keeps slipping through our fingers. Damn freeloading technophiles.

But I get it now. The Kids like digital things; MP3 players, cell phones ... hey, are digital watches still cool? Better have someone write me a memo on that. But anyway, it came to me on the crapper last night, that what better way to tap into those new media lovers than by launching Coldplay's new single as a ring tone? And get this: it'll be available as a ring tone before the damn song even gets released across the airwaves. I'M A GENIUS!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA ...
Wow, this is the least compatible music cross-promotion since iTunes went inside Pepsi bottles. Let's think about ring tones for a second. A ring tone becomes popular / effective because: a) it's annoying [attention-getting], or b) it's familiar [pleasing]. As a Coldplay fan I doubt the tone will be the former, and any completely unknown song can't be the latter. Just because popular music ends up in a ring tone download doesn't mean that the fascination works in reverse. The Mississippi River only flows one direction, bubba.

And even if I'm wrong, what are the benefits of introducing a new song as a ring tone? Last I knew, Coldplay tunes aren't exactly ripe for 15-second riffs pushed through low-quality polyphonic sampling. It was hard enough to evaluate Yellow from the 30-second iTunes clip, so don't expect a frothing demand-side pull based on .mmf distribution.

Better luck next time old-timers ...

metroscriptual

My blogging efforts have now gained semi-legitimacy - or at least gained access to a wider audience - with my first post at Metroblogging Austin. Metroblogging is a community blog that is attempting to put a descriptive face on 27 cities (and counting) worldwide. I got interested after a serendipitous Google search for Sandra Bullock's local hamburger comments led me to my friend Tim's post on the subject. Suddenly, blogging to a larger audience seemed appealing and, since Tim is the Austin captain for Metroblogging, do-able. And away we go ...

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

physics is hard, ground is harder

All mothers hate motorcycles because they know, at some point, the power of the bike is going to exceed the intelligence of their progeny. I've certainly been to that juncture, and gotten away scathe-free enough to learn something about where the line is. This guy, however, blew the whole equation wide open.

Money quote:
"What do you need, buddy?"
"Ambulance ..."

Monday, April 11, 2005

may daze

It looks like Sony and Microsoft are poised to launch their respective next-generation game consoles on May 16th. Three days later, the final (and simultaneously interim) chapter of the Star Wars saga blasts its way into theaters. Throw the E3 gaming and entertainment conference and expo into the mix, and you have a perfect storm of geek-centric events and distractions ready to destroy productivity among programmers and IT staff across the nation. I hope Alan Greenspan has factored this into the Federal Reserves' latest economic forecasts.

gotn't milk

The wife and I have gradually been switching to organic foods, especially for dairy products. Rachel prefers the idea of ingesting fewer growth hormones, while I prefer to think of it as an economic statement against corporate farming. Prices tend to be higher for organic foods, but I'm willing to accept it as a true cost of production without resorting to hazardous chemicals or questionable labor practices. Whether any of these assumptions are true is another story.

A routine visit to the Oltorf H.E.B. yielded a small surprise – Horizon organic milk was only available in gallon containers, and prices had increased to over $5 per gallon. A note on the freezer announced that an organic milk shortage was to blame for limited availability and increased prices. The Horizon website is mum on the subject (except for this legislative note), but other sites explain the situation in the US and the UK.

It's misleading to say there is a shortage of organic milk – which implies that cattle udders have suddenly dried up – rather that demand has grown faster than farmers' ability to keep up. As you may remember from economics class, high prices are supposed to encourage more farmers to produce organic milk, but because organic production must be certified over a period of months, even years, this is not a "free" market that can instantly adjust to accommodate our demands. Unless a slew of new organic farms are poised to complete the approval cycle, we're probably stuck with reduced supply and increased prices until more cattle can be raised according to organic specifications.

Americans should be getting used to this scenario since it mirrors the current rise in gas prices. As much as we like to blame the oil companies for charging $2.15 a gallon for the same gas that cost $1.75 three weeks ago, they are simply responding to the same market forces as the organic milk suppliers, but on a global level. US demand for oil has risen in step with SUV sales, but the real pressure comes from China, where demand is now on the fast-track to fuel their rapidly-developing economy. And with no new reserves readily available to satisfy this insatiable global appetite, prices will continue to rise until demand and supply some to some sort of agreement.

I suspect that if the Oltorf H.E.B. knew such geopolitical economic forces lurked in their dairy case, they might clean it more often.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

skin city

Hillbilly and I went to see Sin City at the friendly neighborhood Alamo Drafthouse the other night. The hype for this flick has been substantial, and most of it is well-deserved because Robert Rodriguez and friends have created a uniquely visceral film experience. Hell, my spine actually tingled once or twice, and I don't think it was just the Hoegaarden.

The opening scenes are a visual splendor, making perhaps the best case yet for digital filmmaking. I love classic Bogart detective films, and Sin City breathes modern aesthetics and indelible color into their time-worn black-and-white tapestries. To bastardize a line from The Iron Giant, "it's like noir-zilla."

And yet, I can't say it's a particularly great movie. Devin's Sin City review at CHUD captures most of my criticism, except I am diametrically opposed to his praise for Brittany Murphy. Even if her dialogue is intended to be tongue-in-cheek, over-the-top, or some other three-way-hyphenation, it still takes better chops than hers to keep it on this side of Cheddar. A few of the menfolk (Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, and Clive Owen) push out their lines with enough conviction and pinache that the comic book dialogue seems appropriate, if repetitive and stilted. The ladies have a more difficult task, because they are all required to be sexy (and mostly naked) while also being hard and ruthless. At it's worst we get that Gilmore Girl who is as bad as she is miscast. At it's best we get Jessica Alba being smokin' hot in between stabs at Acting.

It's easy to beat up the actors, but such criticism ultimately reflects upon the man who built their one-dimensional characters. Devin's money quote about Sin City pretty much sums it up:

The trailers left me cold – the whole thing looked like a fan film writ large, and while it sort of is that, it’s also an accomplished piece of work – the work of a technician at the height of his game. But it’s too bad that Robert Rodriguez doesn’t bring any art to his technical achievement.
I've always been a fan of Robert Rodriguez's stripped-down action ethic. His energy is palpable on the screen, tilting bloated Hollywood fare on its ear with his frenetic and individualistic creativity. He also has a great eye for set-pieces: Desperado's bar shoot-outs, the gas station robbery in From Dusk Till Dawn, and Johnny Depp's blind gunplay in Once Upon a Time in Mexico are brilliantly staged sequences chock full of iconic visuals. When those elements are mixed with wit and character development, the results are extremely entertaining.

And yet it seems that Rodriguez's direction increasingly accommodates individual stylistic elements at the expense of a coherent story; plot elements are little more than a set-up for the next confrontation. Sin City is especially susceptible to this imbalance since it is an anthology of action driven solely by Machiavellian heroism, where violence brings redemption and morality is defined by the depravity of whoever eats your next bullet. Sin City is a tightly-directed, innovative, and attractive film, but it is also, unfortunately, a slickly forgettable piece of work.

Not everyone will see Sin City and care two wits about the absence of character arcs, but I can't help but mourn for what could have been. Only someone like Robert Rodriguez, willing to quit the Director's Guild in order to retain a co-directing credit with creator Frank Miller, could have produced something with such unique dedication and vision. But what they've created isn't a movie so much as a loving recreation of still images set into motion. Sin City could almost get by as a silent film with its stories told on flashcards. While it makes for some awfully impressive scenery, I was bored at the end of the 2 hour ride.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

open letter to the Texas House

Texas State Rep. Bob Griggs (Dist. 91) has authored House Bill 1522, which effectively introduces lane-splitting to Texas. Lane splitting is currently only legal in California, where motorcycles are allowed to ride between cars in congested traffic. The Texas bill is fairly restrictive, only allowing bikes to split lates at 5 mph above traffic that is moving at 20 mph or less, but it still promotes motorcycle commuting. The bill is currently stalled in the Law Enforcement Committee, and may not see the light of the crowded legislative agenda. To help break up the log jam, I've sent the following email to the Law Enforcement Committee members:

Dear Rep. X,

I am writing to encourage your support for HB 1522. Lane splitting is an easy and cost-effective method for reducing congestion, pollution, and fuel consumption in Texas' rapidly-growing urban areas.

Motorcycle sales are at a 25 year high, and bike commuting is an appealing alternative for constituents who are looking for relief from increasing fuel costs. Lane splitting would further encourage current and future riders to leave their cars at home during rush hour. For the Texas cities grappling with new road construction, it would benefit everyone to have fewer cars taking up more space on existing roadways.

If Texas could find a reason for effectively eliminating its helmet law, then surely it can also support a motorcycle freedom that promotes a demonstrable public good.

Thank you for your consideration,
WAEpoint


You can send a similar email by visiting the committee website. From there, you can click on each member and then send a form email through their profile page.

Friday, April 01, 2005