hygiene, low-giene

Attention. Is it too much to ask that all users of the 2nd floor men's room please try to:

a) get all pee in the urinal rather than the floor, and
b) get all water in the sink rather than on the counter?

It's a simple concept, really. Our society has been steadily improving waste disposal and cleanliness for a couple thousand years, in various forms and technologies, and you're really setting us back with your Neanderthal behavior. If compliance is difficult, there is ample greenery just behind the building where you can fully embrace your hedonistic micturation.

Thank you.