faux funny

The good news: My name appears in The Onion.
The bad news: It's a fake reference to a fake person in a fake story.
The good news: Wide-spread exposure.
The bad news: Lots of misdirected Google searches.
The good news: The story is kinda funny.
The bad news: It's not that funny.
The good news: I have new blog fodder!
The bad news: It's the only blog fodder I have.

Can I go home now?